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Holy Crap! The World is Ending!
How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to
Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of
Earth
The
Anunnaki Chronicles
Book
One
Anna-Marie
Abell
Genre: Humorous Paranormal
Romance
Publisher: Alien Abduction Press
Date of Publication: September
21, 2017
ISBN: 978-1-947119-01-7
ASIN: B071Z7YTW7
Number of pages: 349
Word Count: Just under 114,000
Tagline: End times are here! Now you can eat whatever
you want and not care if you gain weight.
Book
Description:
The president has announced that
Earth is going to collide with a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire
planet is going to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing this
news, humans went ballistic. It was as if every sports team in the world lost
their championship game at the same time. No car was left unrolled—but oddly
enough, Taco Bell remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last days.
Apparently, Doritos Locos® Tacos were a popular last meal.
Autumn (who for the purpose of
this retelling asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kick-ass ninja
skills) has just been handed the task of saving all of humanity. With the help
of her unbelievably sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with
fire-retardant hair, Autumn takes a spaceship and races to save her fellow
humans by using the Ark of the Covenant. Along the way, she discovers how
sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and their power to
either protect us or destroy us.
Stupid government.
Grab a bottle of wine, a shipload
of snacks, and prepare to take a ride on this humorous chick lit romantic
sci-fi paranormal adventure. If you’re into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy
theories, UFOs, crave a little sexy time in your reading, are curious if we
were genetically engineered (like the Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are
dying to find out the meaning of life, then this book is for you.
Book
Trailer: https://youtu.be/62OF9buIr-c
What Reviewers Have to Say
"An
unexpected story that promises to be one of the most creative fictional
discoveries of the year...a fun approach to the entire
save-the-Earth-from-alien-invasion scenario which successfully turns
traditional approaches upside down."- D.
Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review
"A
rollicking seat of your pants fun ride through the universe!"- Joan Silvestro, Booktrader of Hamilton
"An
awesome read! Warm, witty--and thought provoking--a beach read that stays with
you throughout the year!"- Aionios
Books
"This
book starts with a lot of humour, but quickly gets a very rich storyline with
great characters and seriously... this ending? If you like to be blown away,
you should read this!" - Esther,
BiteIntoBooks
"Anna-Marie
Abell has succeeded in weaving her years of study into in the ancient Sumerian
culture and their gods with common conspiracy theories, pop culture and random
human quirkiness into an out of this world end times romp that will have you
laughing out loud at the most inappropriate times and possibly even shedding a
tear or two before it's all said and done." - Jennifer, JennlyReads
About
the Author:
Anna-Marie Abell grew up in a
trailer park. Well, several actually. Her trailer was on wheels so she got to
experience the Pacific Northwest’s vast array of mobile home parks as her parents
moved her from one to the other. Somewhere along the way, she got totally into
UFOs. Probably because she was hoping extraterrestrials would come and abduct
her. But they never did. Luckily for her she was smart, because her only hope
of escaping trailer life was college and a full scholarship. Moving to sunny
California on her almost full ride to Chapman University, she was well on her
way to her new life. Two bachelor degrees later (Film and Television Production
and Media Performance), and several honors and awards for her accomplishments,
she managed to start working in an almost completely unrelated industry from
her majors: infomercials.
It was in college that she got
bit by the “ancient alien” bug after listening to Zecharia Sitchin on Coast to
Coast AM. In her pursuit to uncover the truth, she has spent the last twenty
years researching the ancient Sumerian culture—in particular their “gods”
called the Anunnaki—and their connection to the creation of the human race.
What she found changed her life, her beliefs, and her understanding of the
universe and everything beyond. Her humorous science fiction trilogy, The
Anunnaki Chronicles, is a culmination of all her research, her borderline
obsession for all things paranormal, and approximately 2,300 bottles of wine.
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